Brodie Ln

Where The Fu*k is it?

If you ask an Austinite where Some Street in Austin is, they will tell you, "Get on Mopac. You don't wanna go near 35. Go N/S and so on..."

With Brodie Ln. it's a different story. You will receive a variety of answers to this question, only SOME of which will begin with "Get on Mopac" If you then opt for just figuring it out, you're fucked.

It exists in some place, which you may reach through a rabbit hole at the intersection of three freeways. If you're lucky to 'figure it out', you will successfully arrive at the mall mecca where creepy songs are played on the background (I'm just a Christmas hater).

If you make it out of there alive DO NOT try to 'figure out' your way back because you think you know what you're doing now. It's not like "take a bite from this side of the mushroom and you're there, bite from the other side and you're back home."

There is no moral to this story for you, but I learned something today. I don't know my ass from my elbow.

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