leafblowers

Really? Fu$king really? What IS that all about?

Hey Dick, let's burn some gas and blow leaves from one part of the street to another. That's a great idea, Randy. Let's do it every day. I don't how they just won't stay where we blew them to yesterday.

That is some pointless, loud as hell, wasteful, intrusive, aggravating sh*t.

Comes with a migraine in every blow. Guaranteed or your money back!

See you tomorrow Dick and Randy, creeping around my apartment.

Can't wait!